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I mean - today --- I went to ballet and had a lovely lunch with Danielle and walked along the Hudson, worked on transcripts for Austin, wrote a letter to Boydy, then went to work at Steps where I sang pretty soprano songs then came home and binged on chocolate.
Oh yes - and real fast - a word about dating sites. Everyone tells me I should join because then I'll DEFINITELY meet straight men. Aside from the typical skeevy guys who want to meet up tonight to "cuddle" (Really? CUDDLE upon first meeting? I'll just write "Cuddling 9 p.m." in my planner...) I received this gem: "Did you know Shakespeare coined the word dildo?" Well first of all - the EPITOMIZES why I decided to not talk about Shakespeare with anyone outside of the UK. EGADS. Secondly - SO NOT CLASSY! THirdly - he didnt even COIN IT!
GAH!
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