MY WAFFLES - dont mess with them!

its one thing to smoke in the apt, but to smoke aaaaaaaand repeatedly eat my waffles without asking - GAH! NO! I CANT wake up THINKING I have TWO waffles - because I always and only eat two at a time - and only have ONE waffle - REPEATEDLY! BOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BAD FORM! BAAAAAAD FOOOOOOOORM!