NO! BECAUSE when I need to go to bed at a NORMAL HOUR I can't because I freaking woke up at 1 pm - so then I can't wake up for anything - and end up sleeping in - and then can't go to bed and the cycle continues.
This is not because IIIIIII WANT TO BE AWAKE!
It's because I have the most fucking inconsiderate neighbors on the entire planet! And to make matter worse - now that the weather is disgusting - in additions their their AWFUL BLASTING MUSIC which is the BANE OF MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE - and I want nothing more than to violently throw their speakers against the wall so they smash into smithereens - and to outlaw reggaeton form the planet for all time - now they have started SMOKING in the hall too! Just standing outside of my door - their door - everyone's door - smoking - whatever they freaking want to smoke. Cigarettes. Cigars. Pot. And - for some COMPLETLEY unknown reason - cracking raw eggs on the stairwell. Why on EARTH would ANYONE do this to their own apt. is BEYOND me. I saw a condom. Of course there is always popeyes fried chicken or uber disgusting greasy chinese food. And people leave their freaking trash in front of my apt. because its near the elevator. I know it's cold - but my doorstep is not a trash depository - even it snext to the elevator. Even if the super comes to pick it up the next morning - I dont want your stinky trash - your smoke - your food - and LEAST OF ALL YOUR RIDICULOUSLY AWFUL MUSIC! The musicians who came before reggaeton are CRYING that all of their hard work resulted in THIS! Played so loudly - even the BEST music couldn't be appreciated. Really - there is no need for me to be hearing 81 decibels of noise from ANOTHER apt. in my living room at 3:34 a.m. I don't come into YOUR living room and sing opera. And I don't sing it at freaking 3:34 a.m. Don't you inflict your awful music on me!
Oh - and it's NOT cool to call yourselves "niggers." I mean - the word is not a cool word. EVER. I don't care what the color of your skin is - you do not refer to yourself or anyone else as a "nigger" or "nigga." It is disrespectful. I certainly don't want to be hearing the word shouting repeatedly when I should be sleeping. Respect yourself enough to not call yourself a derogatory word.
And what's with the gathering in the hallways? Why don't you gather IN an apt.? The rent is high enough you should at least enjoy having an actual APARTMENT.
And powers that be - you should be ashamed - because "you're in the heights" isn't an excuse to disregard all the rules. It is really an insult to your profession and what you stand for to say that. You sit hidden in speed traps trying to catch people for "tickets" to meet your quota - but you turn a completely blind eye to people who break noise, health, and drug violations? A homeless man can poop on the subway platform and you don't notice. You don't even try to get him help. you just turn away and ignore it. If I pooped - I would be ticketed and possibly worse for indecent exposure. You ticket me for going between subway cars - which techncially isn't even illegal - you just deemed it "unsafe riding" but let homeless guys - who are sickly and far more likely to fall off onto the tracks - do what ever they want. If I walked out of the dance studio, opened a can of Budweiser and lit up a joint, I'd be arrested. Here - it's part of the "culture." Really? Open your eyes! You can do GOOD! HELP THE PROBLEM! Dont' IGNORE IT! As one of your potential constituents - as someone who pays taxes to the state - I am BEGGING YOU to listen to me.
In fact - I might just write you a more eloquently written letter than this blog entry - on the off chance you will read it - and act upon it.
If I can ever SLEEP and get enough rest to be functional during the day!
BTW - powers that be - I have ALL of last weekends noisy activities ON VIDEO - with time stamps from my computer, cablebox, t.v. AND TWO DIFFERENT DECIBEL METERS! So Don't tell me on your status update report the police came and saw no evidence of illegal activity. I HAVE IT ON FREAKING VIDEO! I even went outside - saw the SOURCE - came back INSIDE - so you could hear it IN THE LIVING ROOM with the windows closed! I feel like I"m living in some bizarre parallel dimension.
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