Unfortunately - this also resulted in Yoda saying - "I heard from our friend (Batman) He should be returning to class in a week and a half - he's been in INDIANAPOLIS which is why he hasn't been in class." Me: oh...... really? (thinking WTF HE ISNT IN INDIANAPOLIS!?!?!?!?!?!?! HE'S BEEN TAKING TRESSOR! I SEEEEEEE HIM! My GAY BOYS SEE HIM!) Yoda: Yes - it's for his business - iphones - he sells them you know - he has to pay all of his family's bills - the father doesnt help at all! Me: oh really? wow... (in my head - WHAT! YOU DO REALIZE HE HAS NEVER SOLD A SINGLE IPHONE USES MY CONTACT INFORMATION AND 'PAYS' THE BILLS BECAUSE HIS DAD GAVE HIM A $30,000 loan to start his "business" - which instead of STARTING A BUSINESS - HE USES TAKING FREAKING 16 and 17 YEAR OLDS TO BROADWAY SHOWS AND LYING ABOUT IT!!!!! AND TAKING $100 cab rides out to NJ to see these freaking 17 year olds - or - buying ipods which he CANT USE BECAUSE HE DOESNT HAVE A COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!) Anyway - Yoda: "his mother ruined his life you know - someone needs to get him to talk - tell what he is really feeling." Me: yeah - ---- (in my head: WHAT THE FUCK I GOT HIM TO TALK! I LISTENED TO HIS BULLSHIT ABOUT HOW HE THINKS HE IS BATMAN AND IS UPSET NO ONE SUPPORTS HIS MISSION TO BECOME A SUPERHERO AND HOW HE ONLY DOES BALLET FOR SUPER HERO TRAINING - AND HIS BULLSHIT ABOUT HOW ---- well - his feelings towards - Casey - Me - Amanda - his lies about his business - his family - his dance career - heck - even what he eats - or movies he sees - or dance shoes - EVERYTHING!!!!!) Yoda: well - I guess we'll see him soon - it will be good to have him back. Me: yeah - well - i tried to be as good a friend as possible - so Little Mermaid audition are coming up!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUT I DIDNT TELL YODA THE TRUTH! I just - remained out of it - I decided it was better to fein ignorance to not get pulled in - but HOW CAN BATMAN STILL - GAH! I DONT EVEN TALK TO HIM! OR SEE HIM! GAH GAH GAH!
Fortuantely - Italian food ice cream - JP - Kat - and Cara - make life better - and of course - two hours of singing WICKED in the STEPS lofts as I buffed floors!
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